What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Anti Jokes = Drained

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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