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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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