- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

kieran is a homosexual

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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