- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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