Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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