- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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