- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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