What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

knock,knock you suck

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

The duck didn't cross the road.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What is your bill about? Clinton

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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