- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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