What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Neither have I

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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