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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

what do you call a black guy african american

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

._____________________. Whale!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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