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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

i wonder who made this website? a human

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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