Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Why are white people white? I don't know

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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