- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Kevin and Ramin

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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