- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Women can vote? WTF

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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