A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

A black man walks out of a police station

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

A miserable man committed suicide.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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