For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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