- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

i committed murder

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Barbara Streisand

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??