Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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