- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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