- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Gordon Brown smiles.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's 9+10? 19

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

antonio has a penis head.lol

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