- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Romans rights.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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