Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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