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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

The duck didn't cross the road.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

su algato es en fuego

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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