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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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