Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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