How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

How about that airline food?

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Wright flyer

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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