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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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