whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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WILLY

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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