Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Neil Lewis

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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lets bomb africa

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Anti Joke

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