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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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