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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

men, men like men= men+bed

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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