you will like this because i am black.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

No because your face is really f***** up.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Caroline Kelly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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