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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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