What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

whats brown and sticky a stick

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Anti Jokes = Drained

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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