What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

whos on the right track? lady gaga

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Get up Look in the mirror

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Title IX

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

what came first the chicken or the chips

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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