- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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