- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Actually it was me Josh brown

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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