whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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