- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Adam Chebali has no life

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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