How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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