- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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