Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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