- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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