What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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JUST KIDDING^

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Justin beiber..

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su algato es en fuego

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Tucker Rivera

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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