An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Camerons hair is Curly..

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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