- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A woman walks into a bar.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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