man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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