- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

Women's Soccer.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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