- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Camerons hair is Curly..

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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