- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

i wonder who made this website? a human

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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