The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

XD Jackass.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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