Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

i dont fisish anythi

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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