- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

2 black kids walk into school

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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