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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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