*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

how do you win a game try your best

A miserable man committed suicide.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Racial Equality

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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