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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.