Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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A pope meets another one

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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