what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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