- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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