- Anti Joke

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It