- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

there once was a frog with no leggs

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Knock Knock. Not home.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

A woman walks into a bar.

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