What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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