What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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